22 Sploot cats proving that felines are mammals made of purr liquid

The useful part

As if they defy gravity, cats always find a way to perch in the weirdest spots. With no self-preservation in mind, cats will lounge like liquid on the stairwell, taunting fate as they blend in neatly with the carpet. Kitties will also rebelliously lay on top of us hoomans, daring us to starve, go thirsty, or bypass our next bathroom break for fear of disturbing them.

How it works

• It's all a test, of course, because cats just want to see how far they can push our servitude.
• They may be purrcariously balanced on top of a bookshelf or stretching their toe beans dangerously close to the fireplace, but a cat is gonna sploot if a cat is gonna sploot.
• We humans just need to be in the right place at the right time to snap a picture, just like these Redditor cat lovers who flocked to the subreddit r/cats to share their cutest photos of felines lying in fun...

Details worth keeping

Sploot sploot, make my heart go noot noot, my supernova cat! Does your cat lie in the most purrcarious positions? Alas, liquid cats, sploot cats, loaf cats, and all cats in between find a way to burrow into our hearts with their lounge positions, proving that the lazier a cat's location, the more adorable their blinking eyes, tickling whiskers, and flapping tails.