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Which AI actually reads your site? Two months of LLM traffic, measured

Frontend Engineer, and Travis Turner, Tech Editor Topics: AI, DX, Agent Experience, LLMs, Jamstack We told you to measure. So of course we did it ourselves too: two months of server-side LLM traffic to evilmartians.com.

Which AI actually reads your site? Two months of LLM traffic, measured

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Frontend Engineer, and Travis Turner, Tech Editor Topics: AI, DX, Agent Experience, LLMs, Jamstack We told you to measure.

So of course we did it ourselves too: two months of server-side LLM traffic to evilmartians.com.

Find out which agents read HTML, which read Markdown, what llms.txt actually does, and the one technique that got zero hits.

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Frontend Engineer, and Travis Turner, Tech Editor Topics: AI, DX, Agent Experience, LLMs, Jamstack We told you to measure. So of course we did it ourselves too: two months of server-side LLM traffic to evilmartians.com. Find out which agents read HTML, which read Markdown, what llms.txt actually does, and the one technique that got zero hits.

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  • We ended that guide with an uncomfortable admission: you don't actually know if any of it works unless you measure things.
  • A few months ago we published a guide to making your site readable by LLMs, a practice people now file under GEO (generative engine optimization), or AI SEO.

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