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Navy considers replacing a Black Pearl Harbor hero with a fat, fraudulent loser

Suffering unprecedented embarrassment on the international stage, morale issues are so deep that sailors are reputedly jumping overboard, but never fear: the United States Navy has a plan.

Navy considers replacing a Black Pearl Harbor hero with a fat, fraudulent loser

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Suffering unprecedented embarrassment on the international stage, morale issues are so deep that sailors are reputedly jumping overboard, but never fear: the United States Navy has a plan.

Reportedly, they are considering renaming an aircraft carrier after Trump.

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Suffering unprecedented embarrassment on the international stage, morale issues are so deep that sailors are reputedly jumping overboard, but never fear: the United States Navy has a plan. Reportedly, they are considering renaming an aircraft carrier after Trump.

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Reportedly, they are considering renaming an aircraft carrier after Trump.

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