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Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as “Lake Legal Adult” so Trump will never want to touch them

OTTAWA – After Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario "Lake America," Prime Minister Mark Carney announced he would preemptively rename the rest of the Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" in order for the president to immediately lose interest in touching them. "Our friendship with the United States has been in almost […]

Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as “Lake Legal Adult” so Trump will never want to touch them

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OTTAWA – After Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario "Lake America," Prime Minister Mark Carney announced he would preemptively rename the rest of the Great Lakes as "Lake Legal...

"Our friendship with the United States has been in almost […]

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OTTAWA – After Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario "Lake America," Prime Minister Mark Carney announced he would preemptively rename the rest of the Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" in order for the president to immediately lose interest in touching them. "Our friendship with the United States has been in almost […]

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OTTAWA – After Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario "Lake America," Prime Minister Mark Carney announced he would preemptively rename the rest of the Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" in order for the president to immediately lose interest in touching them. "Our friendship with the United States has been in almost […]

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