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I’m an ethical muncher in The Blood of Dawnwalker, which means I’ve forced poor Coen to slurp up nine million rats

Coen, the half-man and half-vampire protagonist of The Blood of Dawnwalker, doesn't like chomping down on rats. I know this because he's told me multiple times, after I've made him slurpily drain a rodent like it's a furry Frube (other brands of tubed yoghurt are available).

I’m an ethical muncher in The Blood of Dawnwalker, which means I’ve forced poor Coen to slurp up nine million rats

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Coen, the half-man and half-vampire protagonist of The Blood of Dawnwalker, doesn't like chomping down on rats.

I know this because he's told me multiple times, after I've made him slurpily drain a rodent like it's a furry Frube (other brands of tubed yoghurt are available).

Other times he straight up says things like "This is not a nice thing to do".

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Coen, the half-man and half-vampire protagonist of The Blood of Dawnwalker, doesn't like chomping down on rats. I know this because he's told me multiple times, after I've made him slurpily drain a rodent like it's a furry Frube (other brands of tubed yoghurt are available). Other times he straight up says things like "This is not a nice thing to do".

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Sometimes he shudders a bit and makes noises of disgust.

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