Thedailymash iconThedailymashSep 12, 2026

Six social events guaranteed to make your partner fake an illness

Everyone except the partner they're dragging along who develops a terrible cough the night before.

Six social events guaranteed to make your partner fake an illness

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Everyone except the partner they're dragging along who develops a terrible cough the night before.

EVERYONE loves a get-together they organised, full of their mates.

EVERYONE loves a get-together they organised, full of their mates. Everyone except the partner they're dragging along who develops a terrible cough the night before.

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Everyone except the partner they're dragging along who develops a terrible cough the night before. EVERYONE loves a get-together they organised, full of their mates.

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EVERYONE loves a get-together they organised, full of their mates.

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