Theguardian iconTheguardianSep 13, 2026 ~1 min source read

I Play Rocky review – crowd-pleasing Stallone biopic is heavy on fan service, light on real emotion

He's squirrelling around an audition space, physicalizing the battle between his nerves and the stubborn self-confidence that gets him into those rooms, knowing casting agents typically count him out. He collects his wits, puts his chest out to perform as "Thug #2", and bellows out the lines, in that deep slow growl as though he's speaking while chewing through a New York striploin.

I Play Rocky review – crowd-pleasing Stallone biopic is heavy on fan service, light on real emotion

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He's squirrelling around an audition space, physicalizing the battle between his nerves and the stubborn self-confidence that gets him into those rooms, knowing casting agents typically count him out.

He collects his wits, puts his chest out to perform as "Thug #2", and bellows out the lines, in that deep slow growl as though he's speaking while chewing through a New York striploin.

We don't find out if his character got the "Thug #2" gig, but in those opening moments, Ippolito nails his part as Sylvester Stallone.

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He's squirrelling around an audition space, physicalizing the battle between his nerves and the stubborn self-confidence that gets him into those rooms, knowing casting agents typically count him out. He collects his wits, puts his chest out to perform as "Thug #2", and bellows out the lines, in that deep slow growl as though he's speaking while chewing through a New York striploin. We don't find out if his character got the "Thug #2" gig, but in those opening moments, Ippolito nails his part as Sylvester Stallone.

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  • Ippolito is a casting coup for I Play Rocky, Peter Farrelly's lightweight comedy about the making of Rocky, which leans hard on easy nostalgia for the 50-year-old Oscar-winning crowd-pleaser.
  • The movie's title says more than it lets on, because Ippolito doesn't just play Sylvester Stallone playing Rocky Balboa.
  • His performance, perhaps intentionally, blurs the line between Stallone and Rocky.
  • Sasha (AnnaSophia Robb, soulful) or sitting in an office sparring with producers Irwin Winkler (PJ Byrne) and Robert Chartoff (Toby Kebbell), trying to convince them he's worthy of a shot, I saw Rocky.

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