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Cat Has Decided That if He’s Awake, the Spare Human Has Absolutely No Business Sleeping

There are rules in Waffles' house, and "sleeping in" is definitely not one of them. The orange cat has very specific ideas about when everyone else should be awake, where Maple should be lying, and how late mom is allowed to stay up.

Cat Has Decided That if He’s Awake, the Spare Human Has Absolutely No Business Sleeping

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There are rules in Waffles' house, and "sleeping in" is definitely not one of them.

The orange cat has very specific ideas about when everyone else should be awake, where Maple should be lying, and how late mom is allowed to stay up.

A video shared by @thegoldenbreakfastclub catches the 10-year-old polydactyl cat enforcing those […]

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There are rules in Waffles' house, and "sleeping in" is definitely not one of them. The orange cat has very specific ideas about when everyone else should be awake, where Maple should be lying, and how late mom is allowed to stay up. A video shared by @thegoldenbreakfastclub catches the 10-year-old polydactyl cat enforcing those […]

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