Theguardian iconTheguardianSep 19, 2026 ~1 min source read

‘Everyone assumed it represented a poo emoji!’ 27 writers on the greatest cake of their life

That would be anything baked by my granny, or the coffee religieuse (a choux pastry puff) I ate in Boulogne-sur-Mer with my mum. It's the most surprisingly edible cake I've ever made – a vaguely Jamie-Oliver recipe with buttercream filling and tinned mandarin slices.

‘Everyone assumed it represented a poo emoji!’ 27 writers on the greatest cake of their life

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That would be anything baked by my granny, or the coffee religieuse (a choux pastry puff) I ate in Boulogne-sur-Mer with my mum.

It's the most surprisingly edible cake I've ever made – a vaguely Jamie-Oliver recipe with buttercream filling and tinned mandarin slices.

My one regret is that I over-pimped the decoration: it looked so sinister in the fridge with its cold, Sorting Hat stare that the next day I stuck on googly eyes and further sparkles.

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That would be anything baked by my granny, or the coffee religieuse (a choux pastry puff) I ate in Boulogne-sur-Mer with my mum. It's the most surprisingly edible cake I've ever made – a vaguely Jamie-Oliver recipe with buttercream filling and tinned mandarin slices. My one regret is that I over-pimped the decoration: it looked so sinister in the fridge with its cold, Sorting Hat stare that the next day I stuck on googly eyes and further sparkles.

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  • This perhaps explains why everyone assumed it was a poo emoji cake, despite it being a Harry Potter party with heavy-touch theming.
  • That people thought I actually wanted children to eat shit is a shame, but it still remains my greatest culinary success.

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From the blissful threat of 'death by chocolate', to a book made of sponge and the lemon drizzle to end them all, these are the bakes that left the biggest impressions The Sorting Hat sponge I made for my son's Harry Potter party is not the best cake I've ever tasted.

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