I Wore Only Breathable Pants For A Fortnight, These Are My Sweat-Proof Favourites

The useful part

Step One/ Nudea/ Stripe and Stare Ladies and vulva owners, I get it: the appeal of a matching lingerie set is simply too alluring. During the warmer months in particular – or just whenever I'm sweating on a tube – I find myself constantly pulling my pants out of my cooch (for lack of a better word) and looking like a maniac trying to get the right placement. We all know by now (I hope) that it's natural to have a smell down there, but you know better than anyone else when that's off.

How it works

• Of course, sitting around in a bikini on holiday means this can happen in summer more than ever – but honestly, they can get uncomfy and chafe during the winter, too.
• Get ready for some TMI, but a combination of recurrent UTIs and various other gynae conditions (don't ask) means I am desperate to do anything that gives my vulva some reprieve.
• More than that, I will do basically anything to make sure I don't have to change my pants every time I leave my house during the heatwave.
• Recently, I've been making a conscious effort to wear cotton undies, but unf...

Details worth keeping

Look, it's not my fault no one can get sizing right. I mean, the amount of laundry I do every week is insurmountable.