Backed-up toilet appointed new Secretary of the Army
Pentagon says clogged fixture brings "continuity, stability and ability to swallow enormous amounts of shit"
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Pentagon says clogged fixture brings "continuity, stability and ability to swallow enormous amounts of shit"
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Pentagon says clogged fixture brings "continuity, stability and ability to swallow enormous amounts of shit"
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