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Paid By The Pentagon
Simplejustice iconSimplejusticeAug 31, 2026

Paid By The Pentagon

With some regularity, I get quote-twitted by a fellow named Kurt Schlichter, who has amassed a significant following on the twitters. He’s done it a few times in the past few days, this being his latest effort. Patriots do a lot of things, none of which Scott has done. Wanting foreigners who hate us to […]

Milo To Go
Simplejustice iconSimplejusticeAug 30, 2026

Milo To Go

Laura Loomer, the dear confidante of a president and long time flaming nutjob, ratted out Milo Yiannopoulos, the one-time provocateur and Trump supporter turned bitter and irrelevant, for having overstayed his visa. Laura Loomer—another right-wing provocateur, although one still on the side of MAGA faithfuls—has claime

It’s In The Mail (Or Is It?)
Simplejustice iconSimplejusticeAug 28, 2026

It’s In The Mail (Or Is It?)

As predicted by pretty much anyone with the slightest grasp of legal procedure, Judge Indira Talwani granted a temporary restraining order against the implementation of the United States Postal Service’s new rules that would have enabled it to refuse to deliver mail-in ballots for the midterm elections. Sure, the Supre

But For Trump’s “Prestige”
Simplejustice iconSimplejusticeAug 26, 2026

But For Trump’s “Prestige”

Remember when President Donald J. Trump announced his intention to demolish the East Wing of the White House in order to build his ballroom? Of course not, because it didn’t happen. One day, it was just gone, demolished, because that was what he wanted to do. After all, Trump was the president, and the president […]

Seaton: In Memoriam Dolly Parton
Simplejustice iconSimplejusticeAug 28, 2026

Seaton: In Memoriam Dolly Parton

Friends, today we celebrate the life of the Queen of East Tennessee, the closest thing any of our redneck asses got to a saint, and one of the Greatest Living Americans, Dolly Rebecca Parton Dean who passed this week at the age of eighty following a brief battle with cancer. You’ll have to excuse me […]

Lawyers In The Cheap Seats
Simplejustice iconSimplejusticeAug 27, 2026

Lawyers In The Cheap Seats

More than 223 people have been murdered in the open waters off South America by the United States military under orders of Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. When I call it murder, that’s because none of these people have been proven to be drug smugglers or have been given the opportunity to defend […]

Trump’s “Aesthetics” Go Beyond Gold Doodads
Simplejustice iconSimplejusticeAug 16, 2026

Trump’s “Aesthetics” Go Beyond Gold Doodads

It’s one thing to redecorate the Oval Office with garish gold doodads superglued to the walls and fireplace surround. It’s another to build a ballroom to rival the gaudy excesses of the Palace of Versailles, or to have gold gilt applied over statues that were intended to be bronze. Tasteless and wastefully expensive, f

Seaton: Fun With Social Media
Simplejustice iconSimplejusticeAug 14, 2026

Seaton: Fun With Social Media

People take social media way too seriously. A few weeks ago I saw this young lady on one of my social media feeds in a great deal of distress over her neighbors. If her post was to be believed, some of them had recently mistaken her husband for a relative named “Kevin” who owed the […]

ABC Decides To Fight, After Choosing To Capitulate
Simplejustice iconSimplejusticeAug 19, 2026

ABC Decides To Fight, After Choosing To Capitulate

Some learn the hard way that no matter how big a bribe you pay to buy “peace” from someone whose feelings are so fragile, so easily hurt, and so shamelessly dishonorable, capitulation is not going to work. ABC did not learn that lesson easily. First, there was the $16 million payoff to Trump for George […]

No Allies On Either Side
Simplejustice iconSimplejusticeAug 17, 2026

No Allies On Either Side

Canada hates us. Our former NATO allies no longer trust us. But at least we still have our good, old, 70-year ally in the Pacific, South Korea, providing us with a home base to stand as a bulwark against Chinese and North Korean aggression, right? Oh crap. This, apparently, popped into Trump’s head all by […]

Simplejustice iconSimplejusticeAug 14, 2026

The Name That Must Be Added

Judge Christopher Cooper held that Congress, and only Congress, can change the name of the Kennedy Center. The Kennedy Center Board, comprised of Trump sycophants, cronies and, as chairman, Trump, after being forced to remove Trump’s name above that of President Kennedy, has come up with a workaround. The board of the

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