Lindsay Clancy Surges To Commanding Lead As 2028 Democrat Front-Runner
U.S. — New poll numbers released this week showed Lindsay Clancy surging into the frontrunner position in the race to become the 2028 Democratic presidential nominee.
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CNN Banned In New Mexico After New State Law Criminalizes Fake News
ALBUQUERQUE, NM — CNN has officially been forced off the air in New Mexico after the state passed a new law criminalizing fake news.
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U.S. — Singer-songwriter Billie Eilish unveiled a brand-new perfume on Friday called "Socialism," which will retail for just $72,000.
Texas High School Proposes Adding Academics To Its Football Program
TOMBALL, TX — Signaling a dramatic shift in focus from its longstanding tradition, a local high school proposed adding academics to its football program.
Woman Praying That The Lord’s Will Be Done As Long As It's The Same As Her Will
POUGHKEEPSIE, NY — A local woman reportedly dedicated herself to praying day and night that the Lord's will be done for her, but only so long as it is the same as her will.
NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message
U.S. — The National Football League expressed hope that this would finally be the season when a white player would make it to the end zone and see the "End Racism" message.
10 Notable Historical Events Experts Now Believe Were Caused By Postpartum Depression
Before the trial of Lindsay Clancy, everyone thought postpartum depression was a myth. But now society as a whole understands that the sudden drop in hormones after a woman has a baby really can cause intense sadness, anxiety, and disastrous historical events.
Church Sends Out Missionary Team To Remote Tribe That Has Never Heard Switchfoot
SORATA — The good news was revealed to be advancing like never before, as a church in the U.S. announced over the weekend that it had sent out a team of missionaries to a remote tribe that had never heard Switchfoot.
Chicago Mayor Touts Increased Diversity Of City’s Shooting Victims
CHICAGO, IL — In the wake of a mass shooting that left one dead and 14 wounded, Mayor Brandon Johnson touted the city's increased diversity of shooting victims.
Child's Honest Observations Becoming Pretty Hurtful
CLARENDON, TX — The honest, unfiltered observations offered up by local six-year-old Stephen Rawls have become progressively more hurtful for his parents to hear, sources revealed.
Mamdani Installs Muslim Foot-Washing Station At 9/11 Memorial
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced the installation of a Muslim foot-washing station at the base of the 9/11 Memorial in preparation for marking the 25th anniversary of the Islamic terrorist attacks.
Tucker Carlson Spends 380th Consecutive Episode Criticizing Country Nobody Is Allowed To Criticize
U.S. — Former Fox News host turned podcaster Tucker Carlson released a groundbreaking 380th consecutive episode criticizing the one country that Carlson says no one is allowed to criticize.
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