“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
In the wake of another painful, difficult outcome, the Democratic Party has completed its review of Charlie Brown's most recent failed attempt to kick the football. Peppermint Patty, in particular, vociferously argued that after several successive years of identical catastrophic results, it may be worth examining whether Lucy's role in the kicking process has become counterproductive.